Today's quotes [11.12.09]
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the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little...
- Ray Bradbury
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
has failed twice in different directions."
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"
I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women.
"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them
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