Today's quotes [11.12.09]

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the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... 

     - Ray Bradbury 

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
       the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
       bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"

I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 

"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

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