Today's quotes [11.11.09]

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One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
       should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner

Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell

Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
doesn't.

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