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Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
   service called Jump-In-The-Box.
         Wil Shriner


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Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec



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"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got


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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.


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"Will administer ISO 9000 and year 2000 certification tests for food."
                        -- Simon Slavin


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