Today's quotes [11.1.09]
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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!
"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
-- Adrian, Janet
- Walt Whitman
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
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