Today's poems [11.30.09]

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               There lived in French Louisiana 
               A quaint and deceived old duenna 
                    Who naively thought 
                    That a penis was wrought 
               To be et like a thick ripe banana. 

There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
   Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
   When on Kenneth Starr's lap
   she confided, when trapped,
   "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
   (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the
   ballet dancer.)


  

There was a young fellow named Oakum
               Whose brags about fucking were hokum, 
                    For he really preferred 
                    To suck cocks and stir turd--- 
               He was Queen of the Flits in Hoboken. 

Three things are certain

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

There was a young genius in Texas 
Who could flex his own solar plexus. 
It made his ding bounce, 
And he caught every ounce 
Of his magical spraying of sexus.

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