Today's stories [10.8.09]

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the 
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the 
act.

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old 
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.  
She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"  I replied, "Yes, honey, remember 
Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what 
is growing in your butt?"

SNOW REPORT . . . 

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very 
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think 
before she speaks. 

True story...we had a female news anchor who, the day after it was 
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they 
were laughing so hard!

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