Today's stories [10.7.09]

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Interesting trivia:

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also 
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered 
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)

Dear All,

The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism 
and we're encouraging to demonstrate against the terrorists this Friday 
at 15:00 hours.

It is a well-known fact that the terrorists are against alcohol 
consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, 
at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while 
men chase them with a beer in their hands. This, we are told, is the best 
way to show our disgust for the fanatics and will hopefully help us in 
detecting the terrorists among us.

Remember, you are either with us ... or against us. Your efforts are much 
appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world.

Thank you.

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the 
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, 
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.  "Is that a dog you got back 
there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied.  Puzzled, the boy looked at me 
and then towards the back of the van.  Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

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