Today's stories [10.22.09]
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Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter, England, in September
to theft subsequent to his original charge of shoplifting from a
liquor store. In the second theft, he had stolen the magnetic
letters off the name board that was held up to his face when his
mug shot was taken.
My dad lives in the tri-county are of Ingham, Clinton, and Eaton counties.
There they are voting on a name change for Ingham. They want to name it Monica
County. If the men get there vote it will be the region known as Monica, Eaton,
Clinton. But those woman wanna see Clinton, Eaton, Monica.
Between my post-USMC and my present mathematician era, I
was a cop. A judge who later ended up on the 2d District Court
of Appeals told me once, "The only differences between
lawyers and protitutes are that prostitutes are generally better
looking and more honest about how they make a living."
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