Today's stories [10.2.09]

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William B. Singleton, 24, just released from jail in Belton, Mo., on a 
larceny charge, allegedly broke into a vending machine in the lobby of 
the police station and stole a 60-cent Strawberry Twisteroo while he 
waited for his ride to arrive. 

I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in 
Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect 
teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures 
apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my 
next girlfriend.

One day my  housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he  stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the  washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He  yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb... 

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