Today's stories [10.2.09]
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William B. Singleton, 24, just released from jail in Belton, Mo., on a
larceny charge, allegedly broke into a vending machine in the lobby of
the police station and stole a 60-cent Strawberry Twisteroo while he
waited for his ride to arrive.
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in
Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect
teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures
apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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