Today's stories [10.14.09]

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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending 
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand 
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. 
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death. 

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil 
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most 
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid 
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a 
killer whale ate them both.

A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.  Mr.Truman 
apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when 
he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

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