Today's quotes [10.9.09]
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
"Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with
-- Heath, with minimal contribution from me
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
I never let schooling interfere with my education
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