Today's quotes [10.6.09]
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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."
-- Mark Twain
"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison."
Armor -- The kind of clothing worn by a man
whose tailor is a blacksmith.
Americans always try to do the right thing --
after they've tried everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
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