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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic'' 


I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board.  You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.


I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
                                     Englishman in the dark.

                                       - - - Duncan Spaeth


When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?"

    -- Quentin Crisp


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