Today's quotes [10.5.09]
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic''
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
Englishman in the dark.
- - - Duncan Spaeth
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
-- Quentin Crisp
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