Today's quotes [10.4.09]
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I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.
Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902),
"How the Camel Got His Hump"
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."
-- Gallagher --
"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
bar. The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
ever been in...'"
-- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny
"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."
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