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"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
                        -- The shortened Big Bang theory


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We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 

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"... It's easy if you try." 

    - Lennon 



"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." 

    - Marx 

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Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q:      "I have no powers!  Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar!  Q, the misanthrope!"
Q:      "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate!  What must I do to
         convince you people?"
Worf:   "Die."
Q:      "Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?"
                        -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"


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"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey



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