Today's quotes [10.30.09]

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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position.

    -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a
    charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant
    operators were sleeping on the job.

He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
 -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest 
 

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"

                                  --Mark Twain

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