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"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 


Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 


"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
       "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II


"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
 I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
 Carmina! Burana!
 Catulli! Carmina!
 Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
                        -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston


The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

     Woody Allen in Getting Even 


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