Today's quotes [10.27.09]

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I'm so hyper...  (Said with a very dull voice.)

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion." 

    - Scott Adams 

"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon

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