Today's quotes [10.26.09]

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
I'm out.

Steven Wright

Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.

Hasidic Saying: 
     "To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to
worry because one worries."

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
another dimension.

"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"

                                                --Zsa Zsa Gabor 

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