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How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.


Entropy isn't what it used to be.


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

     - Henny Youngman 


We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 


The internet is a great way to get on the net 

    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 


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