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"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune


Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.


Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 


"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh


"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and 
my ability to... ummm... ya... you 

                         -Bart Simpson


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