Today's quotes [10.21.09]
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"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
-- Gerard Phillips
I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
Now, she complains about all men and not just me
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their
Antique is just another word for second-hand.
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.
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