Today's quotes [10.21.09]

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"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
 then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
                        -- Gerard Phillips

   I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
   Now, she complains about all men and not just me

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as 
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they  were cramming for their 
finals.

Antique is just another word for second-hand.

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.

                                                       --Friedrich Nietzsche

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