Today's quotes [10.19.09]
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"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his
mind at the same time"
"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily
cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
-- David Vicker
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
-- The Laws of Physics
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