Today's quotes [10.18.09]
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,
and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.
Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)
Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Edison
"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."
-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998
When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one
of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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