Today's quotes [10.17.09]
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"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple! I wonder how the penguin would look
in pink taffeta."
-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
- - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
"It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit."
"No, this is a hairy bit."
"What about this hairy bit?"
"No, this is a stiff hairy bit."
-- Karen (talking about my facial hair),
Andrew (talking about Karen's hair),
me (being rude),
Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)
A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
- The Doctor, Doctor Who
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."
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