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Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman 


"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 my typing is whit
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)


"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
 always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0


"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski


"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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