Today's quotes [10.15.09]

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There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang, 
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my 
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." 

- Lynda Montgomery

No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

God is not dead, he just moved to a better neighborhood.
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