Today's quotes [10.13.09]
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"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
-- John Woods, email@example.com
"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
-- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe
* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
The New York Times, 1960
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will do the most damage will go wrong first.
"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."
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