Today's quotes [10.12.09]
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Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
- Mark Twain
"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
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