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Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...

- John Mendosa


"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts
as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." 

Oliver Herford. 


The government that can protect you from your enemies
can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you. 

     - Harry Browne 


When there's a will, I want to be in it! 


Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.

- F. P. Jones 


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