Today's quotes [10.10.09]
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"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
branded on his forehead."
"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
-- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.
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