Today's quotes [10.1.09]

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"Yes means no and no means yes.  Delete all your files? [y/n]"
                        -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
       life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
       say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
       death

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
   in the country.
   -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
   tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this
   country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and
   tired of being told that I am!
   -- Monty Python

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you.  This is the principle difference between man and dog.

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