Today's poems [10.23.09]
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The naughty old bishop of Birmingham
buggered two boys whilst comfirming 'em
as the knelt before god
he pulled out his rod
and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em
There was a young dancer, Priscillla,
Who flavored her cunt with vanilla.
The taste was so fine,
Men and beasts stood in line,
Including a stud armadilla.
There was a young fellow named Veach
Who fell fast asleep on the beach.
His dreams of nude women
Had his proud organ brimming
And squirting on all within reach.
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
There was a young fellow named Hyde
Who took a girl out for a ride.
He mucked up her fuck-hole
And fucked up her muck-hole,
And charged her two dollars beside.
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