Today's poems [10.19.09]
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Each man that Miss Jones chose to wed with,
She first liked to paint the town red with,
For having made merry,
She then became very
Aroused and fantastic in bed with.
There was a young man named Manis
Who had an extremely large anus.
When he went to make doo
It was four foot by two
And the smell was really quite heinous!
An efficient young fellow named Dave
Said, "Think of the time that I save
By avoiding vacations,
And sexy relations,
And taking a crap while I shave."
A bad little girl in Madrid,
A most reprehensible kid,
Told her Auntie Louise
That her cunt smelled like cheese,
And the worst of it was that it did!
There was a young man from Aberdeen
Who invented a jerking machine.
On the twenty-fifth stroke
The goddamn thing broke
And beat his balls into a cream.
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