Today's poems [10.17.09]

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There was an old man of Duluth
Whose cock was shot off in his youth.
He fucked with his nose,
And his fingers and toes,
And he came through a hole in his tooth. 

Stoners live and stoners die, but in 
the end we all get high, so is in life 
you dont succeed, fuck it all an' smoke 
some weed!!!

There was a young girl from Seattle 
            Who got her kicks sucking off cattle, 
                'til a bull from the South 
                Popped a load in her mouth 
            That made both her ovaries rattle. 

In the begging there were two leaves

one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's

then one day those leaves blew away

then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway

then in amazement as he stood there

he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair

then to Eve's wondering eyes 

Adam's thing started to rise

so they went at it and at it for days on end

its amazing how many ways people can bend

Sent by Bubba

Two roosters in one of our pens 
               Found their pricks were no larger than wens. 
                    As they looked at their foreskins 
                    And wished they had more skins, 
               They discovered they'd both become hens. 

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