Today's jokes [10.20.09]
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Q: What's the definition of virginity?
A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
the more you bang them the looser they get.
Sent by aaron
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.
"Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?"
. "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week."
"So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
A: None of them have closets to come out of.
What does pizza delivery man and
a gynaecologist have in common?
Both can smell it but can't eat it
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