Today's jokes [10.2.09]
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A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over
to a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer
"Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile down
the road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay,
just until morning, and I....."
The farmer says, "Well, I can let you sleep in the barn, but
you'll have to sleep with my two sons...."
The salesman says, "Sons! I must be in the wrong joke!"
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet
down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."
The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear',
I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great
expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd
take it and throw it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine
in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the
world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with
a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:
"Shall We Gather at the River."
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
They both leak when they're fucked!
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
Quality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and look
for mistakes the other hunters made when they were packing
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