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Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.


A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.

"Where is God?"

The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond.

"Okay, Mary, Where is God?"

"He is everywhere,"  

"Very good thatís right."

But still there were two children that didnít put their hands down,
so the teacher continued.

"Okay, Michael, Where is God?"

"God is inside me."

"Very good thatís right."

Now there was one boy sitting in the back of the class waiving his hand. 
He was the last child with his hand up, so the teacher called on him.

"Okay, Danny, Where is God?"

"Heís in our bathroom."

Well the teacher just had to ask,  "How do you know heís in the bathroom?"

The answer came, "Every morning my father knocks on the bathroom door and says,
ĎMy God are you still in there?í "


I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it
cause it was prettier than most.
The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".
I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then".
The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?"
I said, "No. I just never learned to write German."


Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep 
with sex on mind wakes up with solution 
in hand."


It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of 
corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. 

"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in 
with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up." 

"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think 
Pa would like me to." 

"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted. 

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't 
like it." 

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better 
now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." 

"Don't be foolish !" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, 
where is he?" 

"Under the wagon."


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