Today's stories [1.9.09]
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Sign in a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Slovenia's state-run news agency reported on the death of
'passionate' fisherman Franc Filipic, 47, who drowned after
hooking a huge lake sheatfish (like a catfish) and refusing to let
go as he waded in and was pulled under. Friends reported his
last words were 'NOW I've got him!' Divers found his body after
a two-day search.
The other day I was on my way home from work when the most remarkable
thing happened. Traffic was heavy as usual, and as I sat there at a
red light, out of nowhere a bird slammed into my windshield. If that
wasn't bad enough, the poor creature got its wing stuck under the
Just then the light turned green and there I was with a bird stuck on
my windshield. Without any other apparent options, turning on the
windshield wipers seemed the only thing to do. It actually worked.
On the upswing, the bird flew off, and here is the crazy thing... it
slammed right onto the windshield of the car behind me. No, it didn't
get caught under the windshield wipers of that vehicle, but the car
behind me was a police car.
Of course, knowing my luck, immediately the lights went on and I was
forced to pull over. The officer walked up and told me he saw what
had happened at the light. Trying to plead my case fell on deaf ears.
He simply stated: I am going to have to write you up for flipping me
Sent by Matt
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