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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one 
exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in 
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."


When Linda was moving out of her place, she'd found a bag of 
marijuana seeds in the dresser drawer.  She tossed 'em out 
into the raised vegetable beds.  "A few months later, a friend 
called me and told me that my ex had been busted by the cops 
for growing pot in the back yard!"


This is an actual ad that appears in the June 97
issue of Dog Fancy:

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loving dog owners believe that there are many amazing indications
that some dogs may be able to read or recognize words. Send now
for your Dog Reading Fun Kit with eye chart, flash cards,
instructions and diploma. Hours of entertainment for you and your
loving companion. Order additional Dog Reading Fun Kits for gifts.
Mail your check or money order today! $7.95 plus $2 s/h for each
fun kit to: MDA Products, 5339 Prospect Rd #280 San Jose, CA 95129. 


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