Today's stories [1.21.09]
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You Ought to be in Pictures: More than 50 people responded to an invitation
to a casting call for a Robert DeNiro movie being shot in Boston. The only
problem was, the invitations were sent by police. To people with outstanding
arrest warrants. One woman complained she "took a day off from work" to meet
DeNiro. She was led away in handcuffs instead. "It's so nice to scam people
who are scammers," one detective said. The casting call, sent to 3,800
fugitives, offered more than $200 for two hours of work as extras, plus the
chance of "becoming famous." (UPI)
Sign seen above a car engine reboring shop in western Sydney:
"Unlimited Head Jobs!"
Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional
items from a little printer at the checkout of my local grocery.
Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a product, or
based on some other derived data.
Yesterday, after buying a couple pints of Ben & Jerry's
Ice Cream (my favorite bad-for-me snack food), I got the
following checkout coupons in sequence:
Save 55c on Two(2) Pints Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Free
High Cholesterol Survival Guide
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