Today's stories [1.18.09]
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She got so technophobic that [when] I gave her a digital
alarm clock for Christmas, she gave it back to me.
-- President Clinton, from his speech on Y2K in
December 1998 in which he describes Hillary's request for a
wind-up clock that won't fail on Jan. 1, 2000.
Sign in a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Michael Anderson Goodwin spent 7 years on the death row in a South Carolina prison.
Finally, the capital punishment was changed to life imprisonment.
In March, 1989, while sitting on a metal john in his camera and repairing his small
TV, the appliance short-circuted. The short-circut proved to be lethal.
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