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"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your
family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."  (Jeanne, 8)

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome
like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long
time."  (Christine, 9)


Michele's son was attending the  Cub Scout meeting.  One of
the other parents there asked what was going to happen
Thanksgiving week -- was there going to be a meeting or not. 
The Scout Leader replied, (no kidding), "We'll just have to
see what day Thanksgiving falls on this year."


Alan tells me about his son and his son's new under-
wear with superheroes on it.  One morning he comes running
into the bedroom, grabs the front of his pants and annouces
proudly, "Ive got Superman in my pants, Daddy.  What have
you got in yours?"  Before checking, I turned to my wife,
"Well, how should I answer him?"  She was too busy laughing.


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