Today's stories [1.13.09]
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A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a
speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off
while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston
by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill
sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
Rubbermaid Inc. is recalling about 60,800 toboggans because
they can break apart, causing loss of control and injury. They
are sold under the brand name *Way-Too-Flexible-Flyers*.
Some years back my live-in girlfriend (and now wife) came
home while I was napping on the living room couch. I was still
half asleep when she leaned over me to try and get a kiss. I
wanted to say "don't get your hopes up" but then thought
maybe "don't jump the gun" would be better. In my half-awake
state it came out "Don't get your guns up."
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