Today's quotes [1.8.09]
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"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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