Today's quotes [1.6.09]

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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." 
Oscar Wilde.

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." 

Mark Twain.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

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