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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." 

Woody Allen.


"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture." 

Robin Williams.


"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." 

Woody Allen.


"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.


"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.


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