Today's quotes [1.3.09]
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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory."
"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."
"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions."
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