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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
George Gobal.


"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks.


"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory." 

Joan Rivers.


"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.


"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.


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