Today's quotes [1.29.09]
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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
- Albert Einstein
"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."
- The Mahabharata
"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is
- Jim Lockwood
There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true
nobility is in being superior to you previous self.
- Samuel Johnson
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