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My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.


My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.


The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends 
meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business 
with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is 
actually going on. 

- Thomas Alva Edison


Quick - Cheap - Good

Pick 2. 

- Dennis Robertus


There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.

                                        - Uncle Duke Doonesbury


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